She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize