Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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