My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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