Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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