I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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