he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
where are my eyebrows?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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