Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
as a side note pls kill me
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