Whod you bang
Just cropdusted the office
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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