So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dicks are not precious.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
