Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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