This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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