Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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