I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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