So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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