1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
bring money and cleavage
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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