she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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