went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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