i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Plan B is the new Plan A
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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