Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
