sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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