she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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