he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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