maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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