found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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