Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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