he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
is that a dick in a sweater?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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