K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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