Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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