I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
the raccoons are back...
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