I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I touched a dick in church today
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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