Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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