It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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