I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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