Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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