we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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