Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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