Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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