sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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