its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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