i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
