the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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