went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
