I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I did not marry a roomba.
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