how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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