If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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