apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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