I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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