Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize