I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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