This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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