you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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