U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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