come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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