That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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