I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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