I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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