The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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