I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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