grandma shit on top of the toilet
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you inspire me to be a worse person
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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